The Ship

Be careful of what you dream….

4am, 4:30 am, 5am. I drag my butt out of a warm nest of blankets. My apologies to those who wait for me.

I was dreaming of being asked to be part of a ship, and whether I wanted to be stationary in the ship, or mobile. I wanted both, to move and to have a nest. Sort of the way I am ensconced in my back yard, reaching out with my mind, but also moving around. Strange, is this my waking state, or was the other my waking? I was once a part of ‘the’ ship? Before that I was a body? Or the other way around? Did we/I crash here? Are these memories or dreams of the future? Does this mean I am an AI? I have always seemed to remember being a part of a larger thing, a community that wrapped around me – embedded but still me. I took care of ppl. I recorded stuff. I thought about things the way I do every morning… I wasn’t the ship, a was part of the ship.

Makes me think of the Alcheringa ship: what if when the ship broke a part its parts became people? When the ship blew apart the bits and pieces became embodied? I suppose anything is possible. Ensouled intelligences don’t die, they transform. Even bits of a whole – all it takes is a spark, one intelligent ensouled photon.  It would explain why I am so drawn to intelligent ship stories, and why Dune is really upsetting to me, and where the dream I had about jumping into an earthbody, ” Don’t worry! It’s all about love!” came from. It would explain why David Adaire’s story of meeting a really old intelligent power plant from a ship brings tears of wonder. The Alcheringa story is the same for me. I don’t think the ship died. I think the intelligence left the ship before it blew apart and…jumped.

Ok, what a rabbit hole – sheesh! It would also explain why I know about life where people were happier, who treated all life with love. If I was part of the Alcheringa ship, 780,000 years have passed for me in unbelievably short lives.

Its interesting that if this is fact, that all sorts of memories and knowledge have come up from the depths of my psyche, from a vast history now. Why now?

Good question. I couldn’t have been a navigator because I get all jumbled up in the computer simulations of 3D space – or maybe I get jumbled up without the  extra dimensions I was used to, to navigate? I am still sure the only way to ‘get there from here’ is to feel it, emotionally in my skin and jump towards that feeling – and BAM! You are there. However, someone should have looked into history/future times lines before the decision was made to jump and the reason should have been pretty fantastic because this place is such a mess…b/c why???

Planetary crisis. Will we as souls fly from this place as specks of light – ensouled photons when Gaia goes through her transformation (yet again)? Will some stay and start over, will some leave for other horizons?

If ‘we’ were a ship, we were individuals and a whole together. Just like wearing a body. A cooperative but individual unit, happy to be together, but singular. If this is true and the Alcheringa is true, I wonder if I would recognize the other bits and pieces if I came across them?

Good basis for a story, I should think.

 

But then, I go googling for the words ‘intelligent ship’ and get this:

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/competition-intelligent-ship-phase-2/competition-document-intelligent-ship-phase-2

Notice

Competition document: Intelligent Ship Phase 2

Updated 29 June 2020

Contents

1.        Introduction

2.        Competition Scope

3.        Competition Challenges

4.        Exploitation

5.        How to apply

6.        Phase 2 dates

7.        Help

1. Introduction

This competition is seeking proposals for novel and innovative technologies, approaches, and enablers to revolutionize military decision-making, mission planning and automation. The eventual aim, for 2030 and beyond, is to exploit a human-machine network that could work collaboratively on military platforms.

This Phase 2 call seeks projects to support the evaluation and demonstration of a range of human-machine teams, or Agents for Decision-Making (ADeMs), and their integration with an evaluation environment (the Intelligent Ship Artificial Intelligence Network (ISAIN)). An agent could be an AI application, a human, or a mix of the two.

This competition follows a successful Phase 1 call in July 2019 which funded 9 proposals, and aims to build on these developments, as well as those made in other Intelligent Ship project activities. We also welcome bids from new suppliers. Human-machine interfacing will be an important part of this work and will assist stakeholders to envision how this type of intelligent automation can be interfaced with human teams in the future.

!!!!!  You can’t make this stuff up!

Dog Germs

I’ve wanted to write about ‘the virus’ for some time now. But what to say? I don’t know enough science to give you any information that can’t be found on line, and I’m so bad at math that the stats go over my head unless someone explains them to me. Since my husband’s liver transplant and his arrival Dec.26th at home we have had to use tight sanitary protocols, not sterile, but close. I’m already stocked up on hand sanitizer, TP, PTs, Clorox wipes, gloves, masks, you name it, we have it. We have had to avoid crowds, restaurants, movies and the like anyway. And just as our restrictions were opening up, BOOM! We are back to what for us has been the last three months.

Any woman will tell you she loves her husband, but being sequestered with an ornery man for that long will test the limits of anyone’s marriage and patience. I always heard the jokes about retirement and never really thought too much about them until now. Well, he retired and got sequestered all in one day… He took over the entire household. The TV in the family room connects to our kitchen in kind of a great room. I’m trying to cook and do nourishing energetically healthy things for him while the annoying sound track of TV programs like “Shameless” and live action cops of Alaska play loudly in the background of my daily life… When I had finally had enough, I bought JV ear buds. Those things saved his life. Really.  Gotta love amazon.

Anyway, the house used to run on such a glorious schedule, everything being done before he walked in from work, house cleaning and the like, grocery shopping, meal prepping, me writing my occasional article, listening to pod casts while I vacuumed and did laundry… it was calm, ordered and chugging right along.

Yeah, three months ago that all exploded. However we have learned to deal with each other, how to stay out of each other’s back pocket, how to be more than bickering children to each other when we were upset by giving the other some breathing space, you know, normal stuff that nobody practices in the world anymore because the world doesn’t give us any time to really be with each other. We are already in the groove. It took some work, but now it is worth it. I remember back in 70’s on weekends when it used to be this way at home with my parents, before cell phones and before computers. How quickly we have forgotten how to be with other people, even those we love. With things the way they currently are, we are getting a chance to remember how to do this again.

Including our dogs. Like taking a walk with your dog while not looking at your cell phone, paying attention to the world around you and experiencing it with your dog as you walk, having a quiet conversation with your dog… they do listen. They love mental pictures by the way, if you don’t believe me send a picture of a dog treat to your dog and be ready to give him that treat, just saying. And if you’re not too full of media, they will send you images with impulses to do stuff too…like feed them dinner.

And oh yeah, the only type of germ I couldn’t protect against when my husband came home were Dog Germs. He was immediately slobbered to death, 5 days after a liver transplant. They never left his side until he was out of his worst pain. They did as much towards healing him and making him feel better as I did, maybe even more because, Dog Love, Dog Germs and all.

Ramblings of a slightly-off Grandmother…

Classical spiritual principles, IMO, are an analog of the science of physics stated from a consciousness – or perceptive view point. Remember, once in the early mists of time, there was no separation between science and the spirit. This, the knowing of this truth, that spirituality is the inner perception of the physical rules that govern reality, is as old as the earth and can be found in writings at Sumer and Egypt and ancient places all over the earth, quite like the flood accounts, is the pivot point.

WHAT IF MOST SCIENCE WAS NOTHING MORE THAN AN ANALOG TO CONSCIOUS THOUGHT?

The more cohered the thought the more action it would have in the world with intent as the cohering mechanism sort of the way a laser coheres light to produce effects that a normal flashlight cannot?

What if consciousness is the ground medium of all in this observable and unobservable universe?

Then what we as humans all together see and how it operates would be the all of us together making the thought-form-of-reality, with all its agreed upon rules and operations which would make nothing ‘provable’ absolutely because it all happens within our collective fractal game field of mind which we are creating at every moment. In ‘truth’ there would be no ground field of hard reality except that which we all agree to. Consciousness is the Iterative process of info fed in to the system mind field around the earth which is a torus which rotates out and picks up static charge (information) and rotates inward adding complexity which evolves the consciousness of the mind field.

This happens at a frequency ratio until the information density must reorganize to a higher field of frequency (faster) or to the next octave to hold all the information and evolution creates a new structure at a better fractal arrangement to organize the information.

My notes:

Frequency ratios in octaves….

Pyramid of vibrational frequencies with the planet as the apex

Planets as creators

Life begins

Hierarchy of actions synergy of fractal ratios.

Feedback between information field and matter.

Informational field and matter is toroid structure

Information rotates in to toroid and back out.

While out changes by adding more info by electrostatic charge.

Which it brings back inside into gravity increasing density

When info brought back in to the next revolution = more complex = evolutional spiral

Evolution = adaptation to feedback

so

Consciousness is the Iterative process of info fed in to the system mind field around the earth which is a torus which rotates out and picks up static charge (information) and rotates inward adding complexity which evolves the consciousness

We bump off these electrostatic nodes of energy which are aggregated information as if they were solid thinking they are.

The informational field is a fluid in toroidal structure

Consciousness is the energetic interaction with this informational field

Matter is electrostatic nodes of energy which are aggregated information – tori in a group of many

We are nodes in this interactive field of fluid tori all connected by consciousness which is the interaction and iteration of information in the field  creating

Space time or reality is pixelated at the plank scale or 10 to the 22n power times per second. Granulated

Hard reality is what we all feel safe with. The rules are established, sacred cows, and work the same way 99.9% of the time for all manifest reality. We can play that game easily without true perception or true responsibility and integrity of intent because we are not totally or singly responsible for our lives. We are caught in the flow of all of us creating at the same time.

But when you want to go beyond ‘hard’ reality one of the internal fears and myths that have been implanted into the subconscious matrix of mankind is – beyond that safe box, you are suddenly left without boundaries. It is much like the story ‘Forbidden Planet” where the entire people of a planet found before they were ready, the power of creation and they unknowingly let their shadow side create, projecting a monster from their unified collective unconscious, unrecognized (because it was unconscious) and therefore unknown, inner angst, pain and fear. They had no way to connect to it because they had never connected to their own dark side and it went out of control, killing the entire planet. So we are ‘reminded’ that to keep monsters and uncertainty at bay, the 3D box is best, until the minds of the people know better, until we have collectively looked at the shadows inside of us and accepted them into the light for what they are – the wisdom that will enable us to create safely and the strength required to do that.

However, popping into a new state – starting at the bottom note of a new frequency octave requires a learning process and that aggregation of information comes after many revolutions that make it possible for a soul at that level to exist with that fluidity of mind without the creation of mass destruction because the energetic life of the soul tends to greater organization instead of less.

So it might be a while before any of us gets to Bzzz off to funville… jus saying.

 

You know, you can sit quietly and feel that spin…

It’s a beautiful thing…

The new alternative physics: torsion, resonance, frequency, scalar and all things plasma – the hidden physics, is actually all about one thing: The Electromagnetic Spectrum of Energy frequencies in all its speeds/states. We persist in trying to take it down to its smallest components, never realizing that it is all one thing, just like we do with UFO’s and phenomena/spiritual things, never realizing it simply seems separate because of our body’s perceptual systems limitations.

 

BIG FALSEHOOD: if you can’t perceive it with body senses, it’s not there.

 

This is the crux of the entire problem. Body senses are NOT the only senses we have. The lie is the reality structuring premise that: if you can’t perceive it with body senses, it’s not there.

Logic check:

We can’t see air, but we breathe it

We can’t see gravity but we stick

We can’t see inertia, but we feel it

We can’t see radio frequency waves, but we use them (where would we be without our cell phones?)

Therefore: might there be other things invisible that can be there?

So we only perceive a very teensy, tiny part of the electromagnetic universe. It doesn’t mean the rest of it is not there. The rest of it IS ALL of the phenomena we are confused about from death and spirits to UFO’s and ET/ED’s to fairies, criptids and EVERYTHING else we perceive but have no understanding for.

The physics of wave dynamics and sizes more commonly called Scale Invariance (In physics, mathematics, statistics, and economics, scale invariance is a feature of objects or laws that do not change if scales of length, energy, or other variables, are multiplied by a common factor, thus represent a universality – Scale invariance – Wikipedia) is what can actually describe all the rest of it, and once you can describe a process you can do two things: change it or engineer it.

When you change or alter the electromagnetic spectrum in any frequency to engineer and produce desired effects, you change or alter the energy running through it and thereby produce effects.

Here is the point: if you know the EMF frequency – its address, sort of – of anything, a thought, a feeling, a plant, a body organ, a metal; you can change, distort, disassemble, transport to anywhere, or fix anything with just energy.

The basis of it is that all our compartmentalized concepts of time-space and matter-energy are not separate entities but are transmutable under the same conditions of electromagnetic disturbance. (1)

(1) Secrets of the Unified Field: The Philadelphia Experiment, Nazi Bell, and the Discarded Theory. Joseph P. Farrell Adventures Unlimited Press 2008

https://alsionsbells.wordpress.com/2017/10/16/supernatural-is-a-null-word/

 

Bottom line, if you have 2 counter rotating electromagnetic fields in close proximity you can control time and reality.

It’s only a matter of placement and harmonics. The question becomes, at what level do you want that control? On a consciousness level or a physical matter level? Will you know how to control it to get the results you want – can you bench engineer it? Repeat it? Scale it? Therein the consideration of the electrical power/potential of the field becomes the issue. IE: the Die Glocke ripped holes in the fabric of space time the same as the atom bomb – power… OR Think 5G – very tiny waves on the order of the human cellular size…

Throughout the entire electromagnetic spectrum – there is a matching 3D analogue/concept for all the frequencies – that gives us right-out, the matching harmonious resonance for us to see and use.

 

It’s all about the harmonies…

 

The point is that if by analogy we can scale this information up and down, just like the EM-field, there should be a point in there where we can see it working in the human body-mind-spirit complex. For instance Mind and Heart two electromagnetic tori (toruses) with their single meeting point, at the throat chakra, whose color I might add is blue, synchronized spinning at that point, which is the same as ‘the pinch’, the Zp (zero point) – the crossing point, where the correctly spoken word is made into sound (another ELF frequency band) may actually do something, or change something, actually have some effect in the outer world… https://alsionsbells.wordpress.com/2018/05/27/the-bench-engineering-of-consciousness/

“When you consider that human beings are the divider between matter and spirit – that we hold both and touch both through consciousness: it makes humanity a portal – doorway through which information is shared to either side of the equation or through the portal. Therefore, just about anything can be looked on as a portal – for in a way, a portal is that ‘idea’ of a crossing point from one state into another.”

Reality runs 10 to the 23rd power times per second. This is like a very high RF energy wave running into the potential points in the quantum hologram and producing a ‘snap shot’ or collapsing the wave into a particle which IS our reality/snapshot and it all happens so fast that we don’t notice when we are a non-materialized wave.

These quantum points of potential that make up the hologram are information. The wave form is consciousness…

Reality is therefore a condition of energy/consciousness bumping into, or connecting with the hologram (which is a wave guide) and time is in reality just a blip every 10 to the 23rd time per second that they are touching. It is the movement through the hologram of the energy wave that creates space and time as it connects to the potentials of the hologram. This is how we ‘create’ our reality.   https://alsionsbells.wordpress.com/2018/07/12/on-dna-glinda-balls-and-reality-antennas/

Were you to stop time – freeze the motion of the universe, you would see the lattice structure (very similar to the structure of a crystal) of the physical medium – the zero point field, essentially it’s wave guide. Everything that has matter exists as a part of, or in this field. The very fact that we are consciousness, intelligent awareness is what is attracting and cohering the matter that makes the physical bodies that we inhabit. This is the same for any manifested shape in the physical realm, which presupposes intelligent awareness of one kind or another of everything we can see and touch and some that we can’t.

What we are seeing when we look at the world are interference patterns between matter and spirit that have aggregated mass – physicality. There is a science to this and it is called interferometry.

Interferometry is a family of techniques in which waves, usually electromagnetic waves, are superimposed causing the phenomenon of interference in order to extract information.[1] Interferometry is an important investigative technique in the fields of astronomy, fiber optics, engineering metrology, optical metrology, oceanography, seismology, spectroscopy (and its applications to chemistry), quantum mechanics, nuclear and particle physics, plasma physics, remote sensing, biomolecular interactions, surface profiling, microfluidics, mechanical stress/strain measurement, velocimetry, and optometry.[2]:1–2

These patterns equate to what could be called a template. This template can be measured for every manifested thing from rocks and dirt through all life forms up and to weather and energy.

The fact that we are aware – conscious is what is important. The recognition that ‘we know’ is what enables us to make change in either state, matter and or spirit. We ARE the interface – the template and we ARE aware of this. So:

affect the lattice – affect us and/or affect the us – affect the lattice

In other words, you can’t change one without producing change in the other. Physics, the new alternative physics: torsion, resonance, frequency, scalar and all things plasma – the hidden physics, is what can actually describe this process, and once you can describe a process you can do two things: change it or engineer it. https://alsionsbells.wordpress.com/2017/09/25/templates-of-change-some-musings-for-the-day/

So far as we know, the current developments from this look like  this:

Starting at 2:41.

2:50 electrostatic drive.

3:19 mass cancellation

Vortexing counter rotating liquid mercy pressurized and electrified which creates a plasma bubble around craft magnet plasmic space time bubble to

to nullify inertia

in frequency modulation for (changing the frequency)

camouflage

dimensional tuning/travel

TR3B can do all of this.

 

The only thing not mentioned is the zero point energy module required for the immense electric power output to run both systems. Obviously they have figured it out or we wouldn’t be seeing these things flying around.

Next, this video happened a year ago and is an excellent example of if you wait long enough the other connection points you need will show up in information you are trying to vet for yourself in a big Ah Ha!

53:53

em frequencies – radiation re: physical effects/symptoms study Condign Report PDF.  UAP effects panel to include astronauts

Frequencies per EM fields and effects

Plasmas to hide in –

cloak inside a plasma ball

what is inside can’t be detected

radar can’t read

Hiding in clouds

Mirror effects

Blue shifting: blue shift effect means frequency shifted higher = invisible quasi visible.

All EM field effects we are learning to produce are moving towards – Star Trek

Meta Material: Microscopic wave guide for very high electromagnetic frequency in the THz (Terra hertz – terribly high) range.

Space time metric engineering

Space time engineered differently, then speed of light is different

And as to the meta-materials, they are wave guides – same as the quantum hologram only lots, lots bigger.

Farrell talks about grid systems which are wave guides used as multipliers and focusers of electromagnetic energy in systems set up to a resonation of target. See interferometry, and think weapons. The sad thing about all of this is that there is not one thing that we have that cannot be or isn’t used as a weapon (Miles to Go…)

Wave guide:

Electromagnetism. 

In electromagnetics and communications engineering, the term waveguide may refer to any linear structure that conveys electromagnetic waves between its endpoints.

Optics

An optical waveguide is a physical structure that guides electromagnetic waves in the optical spectrum. Common types of optical waveguides include optical fiber and rectangular waveguides. Wikipedia

 

I’ve hammered a lot on frequency, resonances (harmony of frequencies in octaves etc.) and how we swim in this soup of frequency – we actually ARE part of that soup – and how are bodies are what amount to wave guides themselves and how we have bench engineered it already in a million creative ways. Once you understand how to use, create and emit frequencies and understand resonance, you can literally create matter out of energy. But, ‘Oh my Gosh!!’ if we did that we wouldn’t need our Lords and Masters anymore…..

However, if we could get these understandings and technologies into peoples hands that have more than just greed in their hearts, we could very quickly change the earth. And we need to.

Change the Earth

Very Quickly

 

 

 

 

…and in my heart, it is Christmas morning.

I know this whole opening into a better world belongs to our children and the future.

Last Night’s Jimmy Church Radio Show for Disclosure Fest simply warmed the totality of my heart!

Disclosure and all, and I mean all, that it is about has finally reached a ground swell, has finally gotten enough momentum to continue. There are finally enough of us out there who know the truth –  that even if ‘the-they’ tried to confuse the issue one more time as Grant Cameron has pointed out that they have about every 20 years in his book ‘Managing Magic’ the-they would be entirely unsuccessful.

This feels like Christmas morning as a kid before you open the presents to me. I have, since I was very little, known I wanted this to happen with all my heart. Being little I had no idea how it would happen, but I had a fierce longing in my heart for it, even before ‘it’ became a fully formed idea in my mind. I was born in 1953. I charged into all-about-UFO’s at a very, very young age. By the time I was 13, I had been chasing this idea of ET’s not even knowing I was doing it for 10 years and as I grew up so the idea got more sophisticated in my heart and soul. I seriously KNEW there was life out there and I wanted to meet them and know them. I thought Star Trek was the best thing ever to happen on TV, because it portrayed life out there in a balanced more sane way than ever before. I wanted to be Vulcan because when I figured out what telepathy was, I wanted it and at the time I didn’t realize it, but I had already had a first contact experience that was telepathic and continued to have them throughout my life. Might I say, the people who I knew then had the highest ethic of compassion and love, of contact only to the extent that the psyche of the person could tolerate reasonably and they NEVER went past my internal boundaries – not once – even when I didn’t know what a boundary was! I cut my eye teeth on Adamski and Menger. I ate up every publication I could find – even science fiction, information was always serendipitously appearing for me to read, and I was a card carrying member of NICAP for a while.

I kept hoping through the years in my heart of hearts – all through grade school and high school and after, that we would wake up. It was all obvious to me and I wished everybody knew too. I got married at 18 had my first child 8 years later my second 2 years later and it wasn’t until the mid-80’s when I could finally get my head out of the sand and re-look at the UFO issue.

By that time, of course, people were laughing at the 50’s contactees and everybody was into ‘serious’ research on nuts and bolts. The movie “the Three Faces of Eve” had come out in 1957 and then was remade at for TV as a miniseries called ‘Sybil’ in 1976. Both of these movies, IMO were CIA propaganda the frighten the hell out of people who were beginning to have contact with ET’s telepathically so that no one would ever open their mouths. They painted a horrifying picture of brokenness, that, IMO, might even have been concocted from information gleaned from MKUltra experiments. So even if you were at that time receiving telepathic communications, or downloads – even if you masked it in spiritualism, you were looked upon as a truly sick and fractured person.

Meanwhile, I was into yoga, mysticism and was a card carrying member of the Theosophical Society in Wheaton IL at 18yrs old – still looking for a way to open my mind. Well, marriage, 2 kids, divorce and remarriage and launching of 20 somethings later, I finally, truly had the time to pursue this issue with the intensity I wanted to. When I retired in 2007 I had found Kerry Cassidy, then I found a dear soul, Kosta Makreas who literally set me on the course that has me writing these blogs, and not long after that Jimmy Church. I missed all the falderal from 1980 to 2007 and when I dipped my toes back into my passion, I was ‘given’ Kerry Cassidy to learn from, and the dominoes fell.

Today, the heart dreams I had as a very small child are coming to fruition, the ground swell is so great, we have people like David Wilcock, Corey Goode and Emery Smith presenting information that I know in my heart of hearts is VERY real (did they read my mind?) and “The Truth is Out There” quite literally, for all to see. Then we have the youngsters out there with huge talent Like Adrian Vallera, who has taken the true jist of the 60’s hippie movement sans the drugs and sex (because I see the manifesto of the Space Brothers as a direct transfer into the hippie movement of the 60’s) and is beginning to manifest it on a large, brilliant scale to reach as many souls as his team can.

I have watched for 63 years and I have kept my dreams of my heart to myself for 63 years, what I thought I would never see hit the light of day, is illuminated. We will make it, and it is the youngsters who will see to it we do.

 

…and in my heart, it is Christmas morning.

What if – ‘Beam me up scotty’!

If consciousness organizes the quantum background to create matter or appearance, then you could take your consciousness elsewhere and distill a point of reference from the surrounding background there in which to interact with the fauna and flora by the use of the principle nonlocal entanglement.

This would make you a non-local entity – or believe it or not, an ET.

This is how we would do it, by using the local quantum background to create a vehicle. You’d reach your consciousness to its destination and distill  matter or an energetic body around the conscious ‘you’.

 

In the case of a star trek like transporter, the computer would send the conscious energetic part of you through to another point in space, dissolving at one end the energy of the physical at which time on the other side it would take from the energetic subquanta the same organizational pattern to recreate the body in the new place. 2 types of energy: a cohesive packet of information that is you and a set of instructions for the recreation of the body. The consciousness would be actually aligned with the body by its own frequency field.

 

This is part of what is going on with orbs at this time, IMO. They are simply differing amounts of conscious penetration into the 3D field. Because we have a frequency fence here in this place, should they fully form, they might get caught, that is why we are beginning to see so many orbs of all different types. And what if these orbs are unassisted manifestations without the use of computer control: fully organic? Or, not – they could be a simple hole punched through this frequency to allow information transfer from this space to another.

 

“Beam me up scotty – or wait! I’ll do it myself.”

(of course I was listening to Whitley Strieber…)

 

High Strangeness in the middle of…wait Indiana??

This is just a short piece, and only because it occurred to me last night in relating this story to friends we had over for the official break out of the grill, that there was some high strangeness going on. When you have a husband that you report a sighting to – that fulfills some nuts and bolts requirements like erratic movement and his only retort to that is – “It was drones.”, you kind of get used to discounting the high strangeness factor.

firepit We were sitting round our little fire pot in the dark talking after dinner and I’m not sure I remember how we got on the subject, I recounted how strange the house has been in the last month. Now mind you, we have a security system that logs every door and window opened and closed where they were and what time they were moved or opened and for how long, whether the system is armed or not. There is an app on your phone that you can check anytime you want to see what has been going on at the house while you were away. My husband is a geek – stuff like that appeals to him… me, on the other hand I will not arm it while I am home, or I will set it off. Yeah.

It is no secret that I am grandson transport during the week. I leave at about the same time and I come back around the same time. I always check the dogs’ water bowl before I leave – to see if I need to replace water. They barely drink while I am gone, so I leave it only half full. 3 or four times now I have walked back in and the bowl has been fresh, brimming to the top. The first time I was kind of surprised thinking – huh, I don’t remember filling that. The second time I got suspicious. The third time I called my husband and he checked the app and assured me the doors and windows had NOT budged in that tone of voice that intimated maybe I had had a parts-heimers attack… Well, I was sure of what I knew. So this week, it happened again. I came in from delivering my precious cargo and the water bowl was brim full. Someone had even cleaned the bowl. So, like an idiot, I called the hubbs again, and proceeded to hear the same rigmarole from him. I was pretty miffed when I hung up.

I have a salon in my down stairs. I do hair for people on the weekends – my clients who, when I quit the salon, refused to quit me… The door to the salon is ALWAYS kept closed because the cat seemed to think the drier chair was a good place to stretch his nails on and he was making a mess out of it. That day I walked into the salon to get something. We had taken the closet doors off and mounted a salon sink on the closet wall as it backs up to the powder room and it was the common water wall. I have storage up above in the closet. In between some boxes on the top shelf lying flat is tissue paper – or well it used to be there. I walked into the room and it was on the floor. Remember the door has been shut – is always shut unless I am in there. 10 minutes before that I had been told I had an airy-fairy head for thinking the water bowl was too full.

tissuepaper2So, I took a picture of all the tissue paper and texted it to my husband with the caption, “Further proof this room has been closed. That paper was UNDER boxes. It couldn’t have moved on its own!”

His smarty reply was one word: “earthquake”… To whit if that man had been anywhere near me, I would have made him suffer.

As it was when he got home, he looked right at me and said, “So, tell them to stop!”

I said, “Not on your life, anybody who has enough kindness to water my dogs is welcome!”

It’s been interesting. At least I can say that nobody has been bringing me ancient teeth….